Train frontman Pat Monahan clings to his early 21st century fashion choices. Image courtesy of flickr user asterix611.

Dear “Drops of Jupiter”,

Hey. Hi. It was great seeing you again. Sorry we didn’t get a chance to catch up while you were around. How are you?

Honestly, I wasn’t expecting to run into you, a Train song from 2001, at Trader Joe’s last week.

Actually, I know we hung around a lot back in high school, and I know it’s good to catch up, but I think it’s probably best that I get something off my chest, so that there’s not any more confusion.

I think we should no longer be in contact. The thing is, you’re just not right for our current moment in pop culture. You’re just sort of a nonsensical, quasi-hip, overly-cutesy relic of our pre-9/11 world.

Sorry. I went there.

I mean, think about it. “Party in the USA”? Duh, of course that makes sense. Some pop music engineers in their shiny neon-blue laboratory, where they mathematically generate insanity-inducing hooks probably broke their wrists from high-fiving after that one. George W. probably has it on a continuous loop while clearing brush out in Crawford. Lady Gaga? Obviously. I mean, we’re living in Lady Gaga’s America. You know Sasha and Malia are jamming to that. But “Drops of Jupiter”? Sorry. Your sappy, rambling, delightful rom-com of a song about soy lattés and tae-bo just doesn’t sit well in the age of Tea Parties and Wall Street occupations and dead Steve Jobs and Chicken McBites, whatever the hell those are. It was good while it lasted, kind of like entertaining the idea that Al Gore could have been president.

I shouldn’t have to remind you that you were the number one song in Canada.

But you’re doing well, right? You still get radio airplay on those easy listening stations they pipe into dentists’ offices? The ones with Michael Bublé? So that’s good. Honestly man, really glad to hear it.

Well, not hear it. You know what I mean.

Anyway, I guess the point is good luck. Best wishes, you know, I just think we shouldn’t be around each other. Ever. I figured I’d sign off with some pithy re-appropriation of one of your lyrics, but when I googled them I kind of had a mild brain aneurism, so I guess I’ll just say what someone wrote in my yearbook that dreadful year you debuted.

“See you in Hell*,”

—  Andrew

*(because Heaven is overrated)

Mr. Mueller on assignment in Montenegro. Image courtesy of Andrew Mueller.

Tell us a little bit about your background, and how you became a globetrotting rock critic-slash-foreign correspondent.

I started out writing about music stuff for the street press in Sydney in the late 80s. From there, I graduated to British rock weekly Melody Maker, which was the beginnings of accomplishing the “globetrotting” part of the description. I got into travel writing and foreign correspondentry as a kind of by-product of that, as I realised that there were more places I wanted to go than those which appeared on the usual rock’n'roll tour itinerary, and more things I wanted to know about the places which did.

Your book, I Wouldn’t Start From Here, is about some of the less savory parts of the world. Considering all the turmoil we’ve seen in the past year, where’s the most dangerous place on Earth right now?

Hard for me to say, as it’s been a while since I’ve been anywhere that really qualifies as dangerous. This is partly due to the ebbing opportunities for feature writers in such contexts – which I think, not entirely for selfish reasons, is a great shame – and partly due to the fact that my personal appetite for the real frontline stuff rather dwindled following my first introductions to proximate incoming fire. Some people can rationalise that stuff sufficiently to tune it out; I can’t, quite. Some people kind of enjoy it; I don’t. But the actual answer is probably: not where you’d think, due to the somewhat capricious nature of the mass media’s coverage of conflict.

Nobody really has a clue what they’re doing, and everybody is making it up as they go along. Perhaps mistakenly, I always find that quite heartening.

 

You once interviewed Col. Gaddafi’s son, Saif Gaddafi. What was your biggest takeaway from that? What surprised you, or didn’t? 

The interview with Saif Gaddafi, in his suite at the Ritz in London back in 2002, surprised me in that he seemed very much not his father’s son – he was smart, sensible and ironic. And that, of course, seemed retrospectively surprising when he turned up all over the coverage of the Libyan revolution threatening to drown the old man’s enemies in the blood of their mothers, and so forth, demonstrating that the acorn doesn’t fall far from the tree after all. I took away from that what I’ve taken away from every interview with any person in a position of meaningful power – a reassurance that nobody really has a clue what they’re doing, and everybody is making it up as they go along. Perhaps mistakenly, I always find that quite heartening.

How did a boy from Wagga Wagga become a country music aficionado? 

The boy-from-Wagga-Wagga shtick is, to be honest, sort of a three-quarter truth. I was born there, and have the amusing entry on my passport to prove it, but I’m a city kid, who grew up mostly in Canberra and Sydney, and has lived mostly in London. The fondness for country music was initially a tributary of a teenage fondness for the works of Elvis Costello. I got to his 1981 country covers album, “Almost Blue”, was struck by how great the songs were, and worked my way through the writers and artists listed in the sleevenotes, and then through the writers and artists listed in their sleevenotes, and so on – a process which has not yet, to my enduring delight, concluded.

I wish more publishers would take note of the success Monocle has earned from spending money on producing a quality product.

How did you get involved with Monocle, and what can you tell us about the experience? 

I’ve been involved with Monocle from the outset, fifty issues ago – I used to work fairly regularly for Monocle‘s editor, Andrew Tuck, when he edited the colour supplement of The Independent on Sunday newspaper – a lot of the material in I Wouldn’t Start From Here began as articles he conceived or commissioned. The experience has been an unalloyed joy – an opportunity to do all the stuff that I always wanted to do when I wanted to be a journalist, i.e. getting to travel around and find stuff out, and talk to interesting people, and work alongside talented writers, photographers and editors. I also wish more publishers would take note of the success Monocle has earned from spending money on producing a quality product – as opposed to the rather more common current tactic of slashing all spending on journalism and then wondering why nobody wants to read you anymore.

Considering the stamps on your passport and the names in your rolodex, are you surprised you’re not on any watch lists? (just kidding, no one uses a rolodex)

I’d be appalled to discover that I was on any watch-lists – not because of the inconvenience, but because of what it would say about the priorities of intelligence services. On the rare occasions I’ve been noticeably followed about by the emissaries of some or other spook shop, I’ve always been careful to apologise for wasting their time.

Photo: Lisa Mathiasen

by Anonymous

Soon I will join the ghosts of Lenin and Marx.

Armed struggles against the bourgeois oppressor are all but gone; AK-47s have been replaced by phones with Twitter. Peaceful demonstrations of half-interested children pack the streets of cities. Revolution is no longer a profession, but a hobby to them. It would appear that there is no place left in this world for a true political warrior. The moment one takes up arms in revolution, it is an act of terrorism, no matter if the target is military or not. Never would a soldier of the people harm the innocent, but now we are considered the same brood as common criminals. Gone are the days of hiding in the jungle and hanging posters in the town square under the cover of darkness. The 21^st century, with all of its technology and media lies, has finally put an end to the struggle.

I long for the past days in Cuba. Tattered camouflage fatigues, beards grown in hiding, the smiling faces of the village’s liberated comrades. Now Fidel lays in his bed, a man who put down the cigar and donned a western suit. His image mirrors what has happened to the communist ideal in recent times. Old, broken, and willing to appease the world that once tried to murder you. No longer do the speeches of Ernesto ring in the people’s ears, strong and spirited as it used to be. The people have all given up, accepted that there can only be greed and consumerism. The welfare of my neighbor is his responsibility. Social contract has been forgotten to the crumbling ruins of the 1960’s.

Now I sit in a dark bar in Costa Rica. Imperialist news plays in a foreign language on television. The machine is as old as the shoes I wear. My beard is as long as it once was, but now grayed with age. Once tanned skin has turned leathery and wrinkled from the sadness this new age brings to me. Not even the Union exists anymore to keep my hope alive for change. We are all viewed as former bandits who could not stand the test of time, subjects of pity and shades of the past. Once I die, there will be nothing of our cause left. Confusion and mislabeling will deter future struggles against those who wish to corrupt our humanity. Revolution is not these children who march until the first sign of a baton. Bullets could not have stopped us; they only strengthened us.

Photo: Reply Magazine

by Fernando Elizondo

Who wants to be Mexico’s next top elected official?

Over the previous weeks I have been roughly following the primaries in the U.S. While I reserve my thoughts on the candidates for another time, I must say that watching the circus that ensued reminded me a lot of the little sideshow we are observing on our side of the border.

In 2012, Mexico will be holding general elections to find new Federal Legislators, some local positions and, most importantly, the next President of the country. As a brief background for those who are not familiar with the Mexican electoral system, ours differs greatly from that of the U.S. For starters, we have a multi-party democracy, meaning there are not only red and blue, but a wide array of colors that electors can mark in their ballots. There exist three main parties that will be actually competing in the elections with which the smaller ones have made alliances. Of course, even when, in theory, each party represents one part of the spectrum, the lines are blurred more often in practice.

The Partido Revolucionario Institucional or PRI, is the center party that ruled Mexico for seven decades after the end of the Mexican Revolution and created one of the most famous democratic dictatorships in the world. On the right, we find the Partido Acción Nacional or PAN. This was the party to whom PRI lost power back in the 2000 elections and managed to hold on to it in 2006 until today. On the left is the Partido de la Revolución Democrática or PRD. Back in 2006, PRD almost won the presidency, losing only by 0.5% with strong allegations of fraud and months of protests and tantrums from the PRD candidate.

Primaries in Mexico are rarely important and are hardly ever followed as strongly as in the U.S. Usually only one candidate runs for each party and all the negotiations and lobbying that takes place to decide who that person will be are conducted secretly in the form of political agreements. It is important to note that presidential elections in Mexico are made by direct vote rather than the indirect system followed in the U.S.

The contenders

With the background out of the way, it is time to get into the actual candidates. Two out of the three parties have already decided who their candidate will be, while PAN will be holding its primaries over the next month to make a decision among the three pre-candidates. Let us begin with PRD and all the left wing parties that have aligned with them. For a second time, Mr. Andrés Manuel López Obrador (a.k.a AMLO) will be running for president. AMLO is better known for being the candidate that lost by 0.58% in the last presidential election against current president Felipe Calderon. At the time, AMLO had a lot of supporters. However, he was seen as a threat by the upper class and upper middle class, particularly by businessmen because of his then-radical ideas to help the poor at the expense of the rich.

Immediately after the election, when the results were counted and it was shown that he had lost, he went on a rampage. He made public claims of fraud, he stated that he was not going to recognize Mr. Calderón as president, and he called himself the “legitimate president of Mexico”. He made speeches, even appointed members of his cabinet and tried by every possible mean to recover what he saw was stolen from him. Eventually his fury passed and he fell out of the spotlight.

This time around, Mr. López Obrador has been far more cautious. He has been garnering support from various groups and has shown a completely different side: he is a very peaceful and diplomatic AMLO. Nothing like the person who went on a rampage six years ago. Some people still believe in him, others who voted for him in the last election were shocked by his post-electoral tantrum and have withdrawn their support. However, it is no secret that he will still be a strong contender come July.

PRI has also secured its candidate: Mr. Enrique Peña Nieto. The former Governor of the State of Mexico, he is perhaps the most well known candidate out of the lot. Peña Nieto has been carefully raised in politics by some of the most influential politicians in Mexico. He has close ties to former president Carlos Salinas de Gortari as well as other important figures. He is married to a very famous telenovela actress and is always very well groomed.

Peña Nieto is very popular. Most of the recent polls place him well ahead of any of the candidates from either party. However, in recent months he has been involved in several media scandals. Perhaps the most well known had to do with his failure to provide the title of three books that had influenced his life while presenting his own book at the International Book Fair in Guadalajara [an “oops” moment of his own? — ed.]. Following that, his daughter took to Twitter to defend her father but ended up offending a large part of the country by calling everyone who was mocking Mr. Peña Nieto a “prole”.

It is unclear whether these events will actually affect his popularity or if he will continue to be “Mexico´s Next Top Candidate” but one thing is certain about this man: he can both appeal to and be despised by many.

Finally, the PAN primaries. This has been a very interesting show to watch and that will come to an end next month. There are three individuals competing to be PAN’s presidential candidate: Josefina Vásquez Mota, Santiago Creel and Ernesto Cordero. First, Vásquez Mota. She has served as Secretary of Social Development during President Vicente Fox’s term and Secretary of Education in the early years of Calderón’s term. She was also the leader of her party’s caucus in the House of Representatives. She is generally well liked, with some people going as far as betting she will become Mexico’s first female president. She is also well ahead of the other two PAN candidates in the polls.

Mr. Creel is also a well-known public figure. He served as Secretary of Interior for President Vicente Fox and also attempted to get PAN’s presidential candidacy during the 2006 primary but lost to Felipe Calderón, who then went on to become our current President. He is currently second in the polls that measure which of the three PAN pre-candidates should become the official candidate.

Finally, Ernesto Cordero is perhaps the least well known of the three. He served as Secretary of Social Development in the first years of Calderón’s presidency and was later named Secretary of Finance. He is publicly acknowledged to be the individual that Calderón is supporting to become PAN’s official candidate and this has created friction within the party. He has also been involved in several media scandals such as his remarks a few months ago about a family being able to sustain itself with 6,000 pesos a month (approximately 500 USD) which evidenced his lack of knowledge about the real economic situation of Mexican families.

So there you have it, a bit of information on all the people competing to become the next face of Mexico. One thing is certain. This will be a historic election. Mexico could elect its first left wing president, its first woman president, or return to the party that ruled the country for over 70 years. This will certainly be a reality show worth watching.

Fernando Elizondo holds an LL.M. from Harvard Law School.

On screen: Mr. Velickovic. © All rights reserved, Vuksa Velickovic

Vuksa Velickovic is, quite possibly, a true renaissance man — a writer, artist, symbol of his generation and messenger of his time and place. As the editor of BTurn Magazine, an online destination for modern Balkan culture, Velickovic weaves togethers strands of art, music, politics and society into a fascinating portrait of the former nations of Yugoslavia. A place rich with history looks to the future.

Tell us a bit about yourself, where you’re from, and what inspired you to start Bturn.

I come from Belgrade, Serbia and have been working in European media and culture for about a decade and a half now. The idea of an all-Balkan online mag had been on my mind for several years, and after a few unsuccessful attempts, I sat down with Sasha Mircov, my business partner from the US, and decided to start the whole thing from scratch.

We wanted to create a magazine that gives an insight into contemporary Balkan culture and society, combined with a database of artists, venues and events in the region. The idea is simple: the Balkans are still a vast, ‘uncharted’ territory and it needs to be mapped. We believe there are some great things going on down here, and yes, some pretty mad things as well, and we want to gather all of that in one place, from Ljubljana to Istanbul, and try to present something we perceive as a specifically “Balkan experience”.

At the same time, we maintain a sharp, critical voice in dealing with various social, cultural and political issues in the region. We want to keep it real.

To the average twenty year-old from the Balkans, born in 1991, what do the Yugoslav wars of the ’90s mean? How does that experience affect their everyday life? 

I would say the average twenty year-old from ex Yugoslavia is more concerned whether he’ll have enough money to move out of his parents’ flat or get a new pair of Air Jordans than he is with the issues that confronted generations born in the 1970s and early 1980s.

However, even today in 2011, the Yugoslav wars remain the most recognizable Balkan ‘brand’, at least from a Western perspective. From the insider’s point of view there is still a lot of political mythology circulating, sometimes covered in a blanket of “national interests”, which of course, makes it even more dangerous. Especially for a number of twenty year-olds, bored and out of work, with no future perspective, who are often keen on exploring these mythological threads. One of Bturn’s missions is to give way to new threads.

How do you define the “New Balkans”? What elements of history have been retained? What trends are emerging, and what should the world know about the former Yugoslav?

The ‘New Balkans’ are all those who don’t fall for myths and wish to make a bigger investment in their future than in their past. The ‘Old Balkans’ have been obsessed with their past and their histories. And it is something our mag doesn’t shy from – many articles on Bturn deal with various historical topics – but we try to give history a different, non-essentialist perspective. I would say, interpretations are more important than ‘facts’, as much as the present context is more important that the historical one. That’s why we focus on contemporary Balkan and Eastern Europe, the artists and their audiences, because those are people doing extraordinary things in extraordinary conditions.

What are your goals for Bturn? What would you say you’ve learned from starting and operating it?

Running a 12 people team (and counting) across two continents is a bloody difficult task. Our director is in San Francisco, our software developer in Portland, I am in London, and our regional editorial teams come from Slovenia, Serbia, Bosnia and Macedonia so far. All together, that’s four time zones.

We got big plans, but prefer to go one step at a time. And we are still learning as we go ahead. Learning is fun, right? At the moment, we are expanding our regional editorial team and building a network of partners in the region. By ‘region’ I don’t mean just the Western Balkans, i.e the former Yugoslavia, but also the integral core of the Balkans: Romania, Bulgaria and Greece, with a pinch of Turkey.

What are three most exciting things coming from the Balkans today?

I couldn’t say there is anything uniform, like a current or something, because there are so many different countries and they include scattered underground ‘scenes’ where you cannot really pin point a trend. But new tendencies are definitely taking shape, especially if you look through generations. I could mention something from my immediate background. The new school of Serbian film, if we may call it so (well, I just did): a group of young directors born between 1979 and 1983 who offer an original take on the present Balkan reality. Directors like Mladen Djordjevic, Ivan Ikic, Nikola Lezaic and Maja Milos approach both the war legacy and the present condition in a completely different way than their predecessors. Their approach is post-ideological and their film discourse is a fusion of art house and cinema verite. Maja’s teenage drama “Clip” is my personal favorite at the moment, and I’m looking forward to its premiere at the Rotterdam Film Festival in January 2012.

The second thing would be – passion. There’s plenty of it in the Balkans. Though I wouldn’t say that’s necessary a good thing. It’s that kind of energy that if not channeled properly, can be quite useless, or even dangerous. But that’s what makes it so exciting. I sometimes feel that passion is globally underrated for some reason. In the Balkans it’s probably the opposite.

The third most exciting Balkan thing today would be Bturn, of course

As Listmas comes to a close, the editors of Reply look into their crystal ball and divine who will make headlines in the new year, and why.

Photo: Center for American Progress

Arne Duncan (U.S. Secretary of Education)
For bringing common sense education policy to the forefront of a broken system in an intense election year.

Photo: World Economic Forum

Angela Merkel
For leading Germany’s next conquest of Europe and keeping the Euro on life support.

Photo: ComSec

Goodluck Johnathan (President of Nigeria)
For putting the oil-rich, developing supernation in the headlines, for better or worse.

Photo: sabeth718

Aung San Suu Kyi
For being the symbol of and force behind normalizing relations between Myanmar and the world.

Photo: Gage Skidmore

Paul Ryan
For reclaiming his voice as the GOP’s economic evangelist.

Photo: Moby Media Group

Saad Mohseni 
For helping shape the voice of Afghanistan in the 21^st century through his MOBY media empire.

Photo: Photo Giddy

Tim Cook
For leading Apple into the post-Jobs future (and hopefully introducing the iPhone 5).

Photo: Adam Jones, Ph.D.

Lionel Messi
For keeping the world’s attention on the beautiful game, and solidifying his status as a latter-day legend.

Photo: Steve Petteway

The Supreme Court 
For passing judgement on health care reform legislation in the middle of the presidential campaign.

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Boris Johnson (Mayor of London)
For surviving re-election as London’s mayor and steering the city through the spectacle of the Olympic games.

Photo: Blog do Planalto

Dilma Rouseff (President of Brazil)
For making waves for Brazil in the lead-in to the World Cup and the Olympics, and continuing the policies of her predecessor.

Photo: International Monetary Fund

George Papaconstantinou (Greek energy minister)
For helping keep the Greek economy afloat through innovative alternative energy initiatives.

With only one more day left before the end of Listmas, we thought it would be best to look back at eleven of the more exciting moments of 2011. And in case you missed it, we covered the biggest disappointments of this year, here.

Photo: Al Jazeera English

Arab spring
2011 was certainly the year for revolutions and civil uprisings. With protestors taking to the streets in numerous Middle Eastern countries including Yemen, Tunisia, Egypt, Jordan, Bahrain, Algeria, Iraq, Kuwait, Oman and Morocco, the world witnessed a political awakening occurring in the region. It goes to show us that people, when pushed too far, certainly can make a difference in the world. While it remains to be seen what happens next in many of these former regime-controlled countries, one thing is for sure, we all had a front row seat in witnessing history in the making.

Photo: Defense Images

The royal wedding
With over 2 billion people watching worldwide, the wedding between the future King of England, Prince William, and Catherine Middleton displayed the ultimate in pomp and circumstance for the British Monarchy. No expenses were spared and all the stops were pulled out for this royal nuptial.  From antique horse drawn carriages, to royal horsemen, to the historical Westminister Abbey, grandeur at this level is a rare sight and rare treat. Perhaps even more exciting was the unveiling of Catherine’s wedding dress, which was designed by Sarah Burton for Alexander McQueen. Here’s to a lifetime of happiness and bliss to the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge.

Photo: Chicago Geek

The death of Osama Bin Laden
We don’t necessarily like to celebrate or encourage death, but we’re willing to make an exception in this case. 2011 saw the end of America’s (and the rest of the world’s) #1 most wanted terrorist. The founder of Al-Qaeda, and the one-time ally of the U.S., Osama Bin Laden met his demise during a covert op mission into Pakistan carried out by the Navy SEAL Team 6. Ironically, his death came just in time for the 10-year anniversary of 9/11.

Photo: Adam Fagan

Repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell
It’s about time DADT was abolished. The repeal now allows American military personnel to serve their country and publicly reveal their sexual orientation without fear of reprisal. Nearly 65,000 gay members currently serve and more than 14,000 have been discharged for publicly admitting their sexual preference. For a country that believes in freedom, independence and individuality, it’s odd that the people who protect those very liberties were not allowed to be themselves while serving this nation. Now, servicemen and servicewomen no longer have to live a lie.

Photo: amadeusrecord

Japan wins women’s world cup soccer
For a country that faced a tremendous amount of hardship this year, Japan deserved a win. Even though the Tohoku earthquake and tsunami brought about severe devastation and destruction to the island, the spirit of the people did not alter. This was clearly seen at the Women’s FIFA World Cup where the Japanese team beat the U.S in the final match on a penalty shoot out. Sure, the match wasn’t THAT intense or necessarily one for the history books, but it was nice to finally see an asian team win for the first time in the history of this tournament.

Photo: United States Army

U.S. troops withdraw from Iraq
After nearly 8 years of military action in Iraq, U.S. troops finally completed withdrawal from the country on December 18. The biggest question that remains is whether or not the Iraqi government will be able to maintain security in the country without the troop’s assistance. Nonetheless, many American families were able to welcome their soldiers home for Christmas this year. Song of the moment: I’ll be home for Christmas.

Photo: Ammar Abd Rabbo

The fall of dictators
This was not a year for dictators of regimes around the world. In 2011, we saw Zine El Abidine Ben Ali fall in Tunisia, Hosni Mubarak in Egypt, Ali Abdullah Saleh of Yemen, Muammar Gaddafi in Libya, and to a certain extent, Kim Jong-il in North Korea. Will this signal a significant change in geopolitical politics? Are the tides changing? By the looks of it, Syria’s President Bashar al-Assad could be next. Whatever the scenario, one things for sure, the ‘dictator for life’ club is slowly dwindling. We would highly recommend against pursuing the dictator career path if at all possible.

Photo: United Nations

South Sudan gains independence
This year officially welcomed the Republic of South Sudan to the world map. After being plagued by two civil wars and millions dead and displaced, the country held a referendum in early January to declare its independence from Sudan. A staggering 98.8% of the population turned out for the vote. We have high hopes for this new country, but there is a long road ahead. South Sudan is one of the least developed nations with extremely poor maternal mortality rates and widespread illiteracy. In addition, the country must find ways to thwart the actions of several rebel groups that present a security threat to the region and the people.

Photo: James Crindland

World population reaches 7 Billion
It took the world 12 years to get from 6 billion to 7 billion inhabitants. Rack one up for humanity people. But should we consider this an achievement? It’s certainly quite a milestone, but how will this continued population growth impact the global economy, environment, and quality of life? Are we in danger of reaching the threshold of how many people this planet can support? Oh, and if you were wondering, certain experts and groups are predicting we will reach 8 billion in about 14 years.

Photo: Olivier Pacteau

Palestine requests full U.N. membership
President Mahmoud Abbas formally requested full United Nations membership at this years’ opening ceremonies of the General Assembly. Officially recognized by 126 of the 193 members, Palestine made a bold and ambitious move to gain recognition as a state using the 1967 borders with East Jerusalem serving as capital. Though the U.S. signaled a veto in the security council and threatened to withdraw its U.N. funding allocation, Palestine is moving ahead. Palestine was recently accepted as a member state by UNESCO and now has full diplomatic relations with Iceland. This is the kind of stuff Model UN nerds like ourselves live for.

Photo: rushdi13

India wins world cup cricket
How do you get over 1 billion+ people to celebrate around the world at one time? Win the cricket world cup tournament in your own country where the sport is a treasured national pastime. India did just that this year, with an impressive win against Sri Lanka in Mumbai. Cricket, probably one of the most underrated sports in America, is actually the second most popular sport just behind football (a.k.a soccer). India has added a tremendous amount to the sport including world-renowned players and the first private cricket league. Chak de India anyone?

Still needing some rockin’ tunes for that Christmas or New Years party? On day 10 of Listmas, Reply Magazine invites you to jam out to the best albums of 2011. Dick Clark, eat your heart out. And in case you missed it, be sure to check out our top 5 über-pop jams of 2011 here.

Adele — 21
The ubiquitous songstress was hard to avoid this year. From soccer moms to hip-hop hopefuls, Adele caught the attention of people around the world with her heart and soul. For producing a record that could balance passion with popular success, she easily makes our list.

Frank Ocean — nostalgia,ULTRA
An innovative hip-hop outing from Frank Ocean spells the beginning of what we hope will be a long recording career. The sound is fresh and the artist is new — everything the world of hip-hop needs to move beyond the stale machismo it’s settled into.

The Rapture — In the Grace of Your Love
We’d be remiss if we didn’t include something danceable. The Rapture has only matured over the years, and with one of the funkiest, funnest sounds we know, we certainly hope they continue to grow, both musically and in popularity.

Beirut — The Rip Tide
The gypsy-folk meets pop-rock sound of Beirut is undeniable, and with a globally-sourced songbook and instrumentation that feels both ancient and modern, we strongly recommend this newest outing for your next evening amongst friends.

Mayer Hawthorne — How Do You Do?
Soul music never died. It just took a very long break. The white boy rapper turned soul singer delivers on an album thick with over-the-top sensuality and perfectly pop-ish R&B. As neo-soul artists continue to sell well, we strongly recommend Mr. Hawsthorne’s paricular brand of blue-eyed nostalgia.

The Decemberists — The King is Dead
The kings of lit-rock returned this year, with a folsky, country-y, all around lovable record. Fans of their previous work will be thrilled with the continued depth of their songwriting prowess, and newcomers with relish their thoughtful, fun, polished sound.

Bluebrain — The National Mall
Say hello to the world’s first self-aware album. A welcome fusion of technology and spirit, Bluebrain’s groundbreaking album is designed for visitors to Washington, D.C.’s national mall. The album is designed to be played on an smartphone, a location aware electro-mashup that changes based on the listener’s position.

Fleet Foxes — Helplessness Blues
The haunting sounds and lyrical depth of Fleet Foxes is overwhelming on their newest release, a mix both warming and cool, complete with the folksy charm and timelessness we’ve come to expect.

Red Hot + Rio 2 — various artists
An absolutely astounding constellation of stars united for this follow up to the original album, a dual effort at charity and art. At litany of terrific, Brazil-inspired songs flow effortlessly from this array of artists, all contributing to an album we could hardly recommend more.

Rafael Saadiq — Stone Rollin’
Another soulful offering, this laced with Mr. Saadiq’s particular breed of raw but well put-together sexuality, all mixed with bluesy shades of Detroit mo-town and Memphis twelve-bar. A massive success from a talented artist.

HONORABLE MENTION: Ocote Soul Sounds — Taurus
BONUS: Most Disappointing: Childish Gambino — Camp

For Day 9 , we encourage you to curl up by the warmth of your laptop and feel the Listmas spirit, as we introduce you to our favorite thinkers, doers, and lookers of 2011.

Photo: International Monetary Fund

Wael Ghonim
The 30 year-old Google executive who helped mobilize the Egyptian revolution is high in the running for person of the year. Mr. Ghonim’s saavy for social organization helped catalyze young Egyptians to overthrow long-time dictator Hosni Mubarak, and his 11 days in captivity at the hands of the secret police earned him the respect of the world.

Photo: Al Jazeera English

Ayman Mohyeldin 
The veteran Al Jazeera English correspondent, now with NBC, had already made his mark as a journalist during the trial of Saddam Hussein. When Al Jazeera’s broadcasting license was revoked during January’s protests in Tahrir Square, Mr. Mohyeldin kept on telling the world Egypt’s story, facing multiple incarcerations, and broadening the ever-growing reach of Qatar’s soft power giant.

Photo: IsaacMao

Ai Weiwei
Chinese dissident artist Ai Weiwei has been and central symbol in a year of protest and anger against unjust regimes. While ArtReview put him at the top of their list this year, he’s reached new audiences not only for his scathing artistic indictment of China’s one-party system, but also for his infamous house arrest and subsequent arrest at Peking airport.

Photo: UN Women Gallery

Michelle Bachelet
The former President of Chile, Ms. Bachelet was inaugurated as the first Executive Director of UN Women this year, with a mandate combining a number of activities promoting opportunity and equality for women and girls. Bringing together a number of fractured intergovernmental objectives together under one flag is no easy task, and Ms. Bachelet has done so with insight and aplomb.

Photo: JLODonnell

Guo Pei
The mastermind behind China’s Rose Studio fashion house, Guo Pei carries the banner of the Middle Kingdom as a rising soft power behemoth. Her imaginative creations are visual reminders of a nation in a constant state of slow transformation, blending traditional patterns with modern, mind-bending cuts. Her over-the-top craft spells good things for China as it lurches toward its impending role as a driver of global culture alongside the U.S.

Photo: Katrina Kokoska

Sal Khan
The concept behind Khan Academy was simple. Sal Khan was going to make short videos to explain some basic mathematical concepts. What started as a simple homework aid has blossomed into a groundbreaking innovation in modern education. Sparsely presented videos, now on hundreds of topics, in scaled lessons, with online practice for each lesson, all open, all free, all at your own pace. We recommend brushing up on taxes and personal finance before April.

Photo: USDAgov

Sam Kass (White House chef, better eating pioneer)
Sam Kass is what we believe government needs more of: people who practice what they preach. Mr. Kass is a chef at the White House, worker in the White House garden, and one of President Obama’s closest policy advisors on child nutrition policy. It’s rare to find those with practical experience leading the discussion, and we hope Mr. Kass continues to lead a number of quiet policy successes on these quietly vital issues.

Photo: Pop!Tech

Clay Shirky (NYU)
Clay Shirky studies the effect of the internet on society. This alone makes him a thinker worth matching, but we particularly admire Mr. Shirky for his commitment to teaching (as a professor at NYU’s respected ITP program) and to writing, a practice which we hope he continues as we continue to stubble into the age of communication technology. Clay, if you ever need a quote or two about running a web magazine, just shoot us a text.

Photo: Arun Reginald

Veena Malik
Ms. Malik is at the center of an ever-growing controversy. Her cover shoot for the Indian version of FHM magazine — featuring the Pakistani actress, seemingly naked and sporting a tattoo that reads ISI, the name Pakistani intelligence agency — has caused waves in her home country and around the world, with conflicting arguments over whether she posed naked or whether the photo was altered. Thong or no, we admire Ms. Mailk’s political strain in a society torn between extremists on ever issue, political or otherwise. Her neatly articulated takedown of a conservative mullah on TV this year only propelled her star higher, another shake up in a country in need of several.

As we look ahead to 2012, Reply’s eighth day of Listmas brings you the fads, running jokes, and popular obsessions we hope get scuttled off to the cultural dust bin.

Photo: Mike Ambs

Obama’s Tumblr
Yes, we know Obama has a Tumblr. Yes, we know we’ll be hearing about it all through 2012. Yes, we’re subscribed. Now stop telling us about it.

Photo: Barry Pousman

Hipsters, attacks on hipsters, and the defense of hipsters
We liked it better when only the cool people made fun of hipsters. Now everyone does it.

Photo: Center for American Progress Action Fund

Supercommittees
Things that start with “super” rarely are. When you throw congresspeople into the mix, it’s a sure recipe for disaster. Outside of the Justice League, there’s nothing super about a committee, much less the aggrandized posturing of this iteration. If only pre-Tumblr Obama had asked for insight. You know our number, Mr. President.

Photo: Michael E. Lee

New York Times lifestyle pieces about twenty-somethings
When The Time’s Style Section profiles twenty-somethings it finds itself writing articles like, “New York’s Literary Cubs.” So next time the NYT’s want to profile you, make sure you aren’t discussing “Kanye West’s effect on the proletarian meta-narrative of hip-hop” lest find yourself being portrayed as an unemployed extrainstitutional intellectual whose only purpose is to fuel pseudo-generational angst.

Photo: Think Panama

New York Times lifestyle pieces about Baby Boomers
(see above)

Photo: Ben Rollman

Stories about whether print is dead
It is true, the old business models of print are in limbo, but no truly sustainable new ones have yet emerged to take their place. An astonishing 2,800 U.S. newspapers have gone out of business over the last decade. But those within the industry know how incredibly hard it is to investigate and publish well-researched and change-affecting news – a process which print media has honed for more than a century. So is print media dead? No. It is only evolving and availing themselves up to new forms of media for a richer and more diverse news package.

Books, articles and blog posts about “the West and the rest”
We’ve succumbed to temptation too many times in airport bookshops, picking up the latest Jared Diamond-esque, poorly-researched, bias-reinforcing exercise in banality. Next year, we hope to see a bit more balance — and maybe a few dissenting opinions.

Photo: Ralph Alswang

Thomas Friedman
We’ve railed against this cursed demon of pop intellectualism for years, much to our own chagrin. While we can’t claim to corner the market on blazing insight, we do hope that the world turns against Mr. Friedman and his brand of over-wrought, under-thought nonsense and his mixed metaphors. To put it simply, he’s just not the sharpest lightbulb in the box.

Photo: Gage Skidmore

Herman Cain
Considering how quickly the “nine-nine-nine” jokes grew old while he was still in the race, we hope the Hermanator stays out of our pop culture landscape for a spell, at least until his next book tour and/or Fox News TV show premiere.